Is it bedtime?

I think children are idiots. But even I find that statement a tad unfair and sweeping. I used to have a spud gun when I was a kid. In case you’re not familiar with that concept either, it was a small metal pistol that fired chunks of potato. Not once did I aim the potato at anyone. Or try to deep-fry the gun.

The amusing Charlie Brooker, on the Germans’ decision to ban Kinder Eggs, and why this is related to children turning into extreme-sports fanatics (hyphen added, I think ‘extreme sports fanatics’ is ambiguous, but that’s maybe just me…)